We don't make mistakes twice. We make them four or five times just to be sure.

Hey, you!

Welcome to soupwhale! We specialize in offering flexible shell accounts with helpful administrators for little or no cost to you.

All our servers run Debian 6 and are fully configured to support Apache 2.2, python 1.7, and anything you need on request.

The user 'johnwittle' on is, in fact, the admin for soupwhale (got some complaints about lack of proof of identity earlier).

Free Tier

Interested in a free 10GB shell account?

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If you don't have an invite key, join us in IRC at #soupwhale on so we can hassle you for a while before giving you an invite. A preconfigured IRC client is available on the signup page by clicking the IRC link


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Make me cool!
  • 100GB Diskspace
  • Bragging rights
  • Netflix trial
  • Become popular

Now What?

Got your account and want to learn the basics? Check out our Getting Started pages to find out how.

Getting Started